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PostSubject: Character Bios   Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:08 pm

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Doctor Ludvig Maxis




Doctor Ludvig Maxis was a scientist who was part of the project known as "The Giant" which took place at Der Riese. You can find out about him when you activate hidden radios. His team were possibly responsible for creating the Hellhounds and Zombies. He was a member of Group 935.

Doctor Maxis worked with his assistant, Edward at the Der Riese facility near Breslau. He worked on creating Zombies and Teleportation Devices. It is possible that Maxis was in charge of the whole operation, but it is otherwise unknown who actually was. One of the things Maxis would do was to perform experiments and tests, though many of these failed.

As first mentioned in a radio message in Shi No Numa, an American says his name but he gets cut off by static so that many people thought his name was just "Doctor Max".

His name is revealed to be Ludvig shown through a hidden card that says "Ludvig Maxis M.D."
Presumed Death

Doctor Maxis was working on an experiment with Edward that involved his daughter's dog called Fluffy. He attempted to teleport Fluffy, but when he did, the plan failed. Fluffy was teleported, but not to the mainframe. She teleported back inside the Teleporter from an electrical force, most probably the ball of electricity players see Hellhounds spawn from. Maxis demanded the door to be opened, but Edward advised him not to. When they opened the door, Fluffy had transformed into a Hellhound. Samantha came running through, asking her daddy what he had done with her dog. The Hellhound began to try and attack, and began to destroy the room. This caused chaos, and as Maxis tried to calm his daughter down. Edward exited and locked the door. Maxis told him to open it, but Edward disobeyed him and laughed mainiacly as the power was turned on. It is presumed Maxis and Samantha were killed. Further evidence suggesting he is dead are some of Richtofen's quotes such as "Maxis would've been proud" and "I wish Doctor Maxis were here to see this."

In the left hallway of Der Riese, there are pictures of Zombies, Hellhounds, and a blackboard. There is writing on it saying "levels 5-8 must survive." One of these levels is when Hellhounds first appear, suggesting that it is referring to them. Also, "Edward, I know it was you" is also written on it. This could have been written by Maxis or maybe by the ghost of Samantha. This suggests that Edward had always planned to set the Zombies loose, instead of just testing on them. It is also possible that Edward was trying to prevent Dr. Maxis from creating the Zombies, to prevent an outbreak.

Samantha

Samantha Maxis is the only female in the game other than Sophia, Doctor Maxis' possible secretary. She is heard in two radio messages on Der Riese and is the daughter of Doctor Maxis. By the sound of the message, Samantha, along with her father, is killed by an escaping Hellhound (formerly Samantha's pet dog Fluffy), after Maxis' assistant (Edward) locks them both in the room with it.

It is possible that Samantha is in some way connected to the child-like voices heard throughout the Nazi Zombies series. If she was killed by the hellhounds, then it could be possible she haunts the factory, which could explain the Fly Trap. In Verruckt, Shi No Numa and Der Riese, sometimes you can hear the zombies say "Sam". This may be a reference to Samantha and her death.
Items Possibly Related

The Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box

When the Teddy bear appears in the mystery box, a young child's laugh is heard (as well as a more demonic one) and the overvoice of the game says 'Bye bye'. It is very possible that the laugh heard when you get the teddy bear out of the mystery box, belongs to Samantha. In one radio message it is revealed that Samantha and Dr. Maxis were trapped inside a teleporter with Fluffy, Samantha's dog, after Dr. Maxis tried to teleport Fluffy. It is possible that Samantha then started haunting the zombie/Hellhound incidents as a result of this. It may be possible that Samantha had a teddy bear when she was killed by a Hellhound, when Edward locked her in with it, and now she uses her teddy as a conduit between her world and ours. Also, it is possible that she controls the Hellhounds because the first hellhound was her dog Fluffy.

The Monkey Bomb

The Monkey Bomb used to be her toy because if you throw the monkey bomb in the furnace, it will start screaming and then explode. After the explosion a girl's voice, possibly Samantha's due to the voice's German accent, will say "Why are you so cruel to Mister Monkey? Mister monkey just wants to play!" On rare occasions you will hear the monkey bomb say "You're not Sam!" Then scream as you throw him, Instead of his usual "Ouch and Oof" when he bounces off the ground, this further proves that Samantha at least knew the monkey and possibly made it a weapon. The fact that it knows who Samantha is could means that it's artificially intelligent. However, it's more likely possessed.

Should the voice really come from Samantha, one can come to the conclusion that she liked to play games, most likely with her toys. One example of this is the Hide and Seek challenge that starts after the Fly Trap is activated. The Teddy Bears and Monkey Bomb in said challenge further prove that Sam owned them. It is also possible that she has control over the Hellhounds/Zombies, and that the entire incident is just a big game to her. If that is the case then she could be controlling the mystery box.


Edward


Edward was Dr. Maxis' assistant at Der Riese. He can be heard taking oders from and talking to Dr Maxis on several of the radio transmissions. In one of these transmissions, he (presumably) kills Dr. Maxis and his daughter Samantha by locking them in a room with a hell hound.

Radio transmission transcript of Edward killing Dr. Maxis and Samantha

Maxis: Initiating test number 6. Subject is within test chamber. Activate power.*electric noises, switch* *hellhound noise*. Dammit Edward! Did you set up the device correctly!?

Edward: Yes, doctor, as for your specifications.

Maxis: If you had done it to my specifications it would've worked, WOULDN'T IT!? As usual your incompetence has-- *hellhound spawn noise*

Edward: Do you hear that doctor?

Maxis: Quiet you fool! Test Number 6 is a failure, but the experiments have caused some kind of electrical warp to energize the chamber. Well! Open the door!

Edward: Doctor, I don't think-

Maxis: Open the door! NOW! *door opens* *hellhound noise*

Samantha: Daddy, what are you doing to Fluffy?

Maxis: Dammit Samantha, I told you never to come in here! Edward get her out of here.

Edward: Yes, doctor. *hellhound noise* *Samantha screams*

Samantha: What's wrong with her? Daddy! What did you do!? Fluffy!

Maxis: Samantha! Come back here! SAMANTHA! Stop her! *hellhound growls*

Maxis: Easy, come here Samantha. Good girl Fluffy! *hellhound growls*

Maxis: Gently Samantha. That's not Fluffy anymore. We must get out of here. *Door closes* What?! Edward! what are you doing?! Open the door! Edward! OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!!! *banging* *hellhound screaming*

Samantha (crying): Daddy! I'm scared! *unintelligible*

Maxis: Stay by me Samantha!

Edward: Goodbye, Doctor Maxis. *electricity* *laughter*


Identity of Edward



Richtofen is widely speculated to be Edward. This theory is strengthened with these facts:


* One of Richtofen's quotes is "Ed wants your head!".


* He appears to have known Dr Maxis, as one of his quotes is "If only Maxis were here".


* In the recordings, his voice is very similar to Edward's. In fact, his voice in the recordings is by the same person who voices Richtofen.


* On one of the two chalkboards in the Animal Testing Room, you will see the quote " Edward, I know it was you!"


* The secret note to "kill Maxis" (which Edward does) that is found under a grate in Der Riese is written in an Illuminati code, and Richtofen often makes quotes about being tied to the Illuminati.



However, there are those who do not think there is enough evidence to be certain that Edward and Richtofen are the same, and as it stands there is no direct evidence of them being the same person.


Fluffy


Fluffy has a very brief mention in the Nazi Zombie game mode. Fluffy the dog had belonged to Samantha, the daughter of Dr. Maxis and is mentioned in Der Riese by two of the radios. One radio broadcast hears Dr. Maxis giving Fluffy to Samantha he tells her that she is pregnant and is expecting puppies, Samantha asks if she can keep one, Dr. Maxis says that it will be taken one step at a time. The plan seems to fall to pieces soon afterwards, as Fluffy is secretly killed (unknown to Samantha) in an experiment by Edward and Maxis.

Doctor Maxis was working on an experiment with Edward that involved Fluffy. He attempted to teleport Fluffy, but when he did, the plan failed. Fluffy was teleported, but not to the mainframe. She teleported back inside the Teleporter from an electrical force, most probably the ball of electricity players see Hellhounds spawn from. Maxis demanded the door to be opened, but Edward advised him not to. When they opened the door, Fluffy had transformed into a Hellhound. Samantha came running through, asking her daddy what he had done with her dog. The Hellhound began to try and attack, and began to destroy the room. This caused chaos, and as Maxis tried to calm his daughter down. Edward exited and locked the door. Maxis told him to open it, but Edward disobeyed him and laughed mainiacly as the power was turned on. It is presumed Maxis and Samantha were killed by Fluffy.




Tank Dempsey



Tank Dempsey wrote:


I am an American hero. Give me a loaded weapon, a good woman, and something to shoot at and I'm happy. Cross me and he’ll rip your guts out and use them as a bandolier. I was selected for this mission after I showed my true grit at the battle for Peleliu. My unit was captured during the early raids before the main invasion, and I spent 2 weeks in a rat infested bamboo cage submerged in malarial water. Eventually, I gnawed my way through the cage, and then gnawed my way through my captors armed only with a Bobby pin and my Medal of Honor which I keeps secreted in various body cavities. There is no before the war for me, there is no after. There is only the legend of Tank Dempsey, and how I won the war for the rest of us.

Leaving behind a wake of destruction and meat sacks wherever I go, I am the man to have on your side when faced with an undead apocalypse.

Quotes

Kills


"Bring it, freak bags!" — Unknown, possibly random while killing zombies

"They're swarming! Look out!" — Unknown, possibly random while fighting a large group of zombies

"Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!" — After killing a zombie

"K.I.A., Maggot sack!" — After killing a zombie

"Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!" — After killing a zombie

"You meatheads too stupid to quit?" — After killing a zombie

"Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!" — After killing a crawler

"I told you I'm not on the menu!" — After killing a zombie that hit him

"Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!" — After killing many zombies

"Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield." — After killing many zombies

"Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!" — After killing many zombies

"Suck it!" — After killing many zombies

"This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!" — After killing many zombies

"I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!" — After being surrounded by zombies

"That was SWEET!" — After a group of zombies get blown up

"Smells like Zom-B-Q!" — After lighting a group of zombies on fire

"Can't touch this!" — After knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)

"Eat it, gut bags!" — After knifing a zombie

"Go eat someone else!" — After knifing a zombie

"Slice and Dice baby!" — After knifing a zombie with the Bowie Knife

"OWNED!" — After knifing a zombie or getting a headshot at close range

"Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!" — After getting a headshot

"I don't think it was using that anyway." — After getting a headshot

"Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!" — After getting a headshot

"Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!" — After getting headshot from long range

"Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!" — After getting a kill streak

"I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!" — After getting a knife streak

"Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!" — After getting a knife streak

"Awesome! Bzzzzt!" — After getting multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Everything burns!" — After burning zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker

"It's raining lead on you, pussbag!" — After killing a zombie with a machine gun

"Shock and Awe!" — After killing many zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ. A reference to the Call of Duty 4 campaign level

"I'm gonna miss that little guy." — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Oorah, Monkey bones!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"See that little guy light 'em up!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

Weapons and Mystery Box

"Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?" — After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother." — After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up." — After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Time to gut these brainbags!" — After getting the Bowie Knife

"Time to slice and dice!" — After getting the Bowie Knife

"L'eggo my Wonder Waffle!" — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Time to shock some meatbag ass!" — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!" — After getting a shotgun

"Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun." — After getting a shotgun

"Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!" — After getting the M2 Flamethrower

"Looks like Santa got my letter." — After getting the Ray Gun

"Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?" — After getting the Ray Gun

"You won't be laughing when I get through with you!" — After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box

"A big toy for a big boy!" — After getting a machine gun

"*Crazed Laughter*" — After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box

"Time to rip shit up!" — After getting the MG42

"Gotta round up some rounds..." — After being low on/having no ammunition

"I can't do my job if I ain't packin' heat!" — After being low on/having no ammunition

Power-ups

"JUUUIIICE!" — After getting a Max Ammo power-up

"Much appreciated!" — After getting a Max Ammo power-up

"Line 'em up!" — After getting a Double Points power-up

"Rack 'em up!" — After getting a Double Points power-up

"Oorah! (Demonic tone)" — After getting the Carpenter power-up

"Oorah, devil man!" — After getting the Carpenter power-up

"Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!" — After getting the Insta-Kill power-up


Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, and Teleporter


"I wonder how we can get to that..." — After approaching the unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe." — After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!" — After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!" — After using the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine." — After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Where's that mainframe again?" — After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?" — After approaching a Teleporter

"I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..." — After approaching a Teleporter

"Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]." — After getting Juggernog

"Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..." — After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"I fucking HATE fish!" — After drinking the Quick Revive Soda

"*singing* I'll be drinking Jugg-er-nog tonight and uh *stops singing* I can totally get inside that chick." — Randomly, mostly when upgrading a weapon

Interactive

"Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!" — After Richtofen is downed

"Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?" — After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed

"Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut." — After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed

"Couldn't live without me, huh?" — After being revived

"I must have slipped. Oorah." — After being revived

Other

"Let's get this done..." — Unknown, possibly when starting a game

"Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!" — Starting a game

"Ah, shit, here come the dogs!" — Before a Hellhound round starts

"Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?" — Before a Hellhound round starts

"When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!" — Before a Hellhound round starts

"*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags." — Randomly




Takeo Masaki



Takeo Masaki wrote:
Tattooed on the inside of my eyelids is the Japanese proverb “Life is light when compared to honor”. For me, life has no meaning if not to perfect one’s discipline and to reveal a warrior’s true character and honor. I ponder this and other philosophical questions as my Katana slices through the flesh and sinew of my enemy.

I was born into wealth. My family dynasty dates back several centuries, and throughout that time they have been highly decorated Samurai and Bushi. I am no exception to this celebrated bloodline. When the family first saw the young, life-filled 5 year old me playing in the street with my Katana and slicing the tails off terrified kittens, they knew I was destined to bring honor to the Masaki name.

The war was a perfect opportunity for me to explore my bloodlust and study the nature of those less honorable than myself. If you fall victim to mys swift action and might, know that you have helped a man better than you reach enlightenment.

Tattooed on the inside of Takeo’s eyelids is the Japanese proverb “Life is light when compared to honor”. For Takeo, life has no meaning if not to perfect one’s discipline and to reveal a warrior’s true character and honor. He ponders this and other philosophical questions as his Katana slices through the flesh and sinew of his enemy.

Takeo was born into wealth. His family dynasty dates back several centuries, and throughout that time they have been highly decorated Samurai and Bushi. Takeo is no exception to this celebrated bloodline. When the family first saw the young, life-filled 5 year old Takeo playing in the street with his Katana and slicing the tails off terrified kittens, they knew he was destined to bring honor to the Masaki name.

The war was a perfect opportunity for Takeo to explore his bloodlust and study the nature of those less honorable than himself. If you fall victim to his swift action and might, know that you have helped a man better than you reach enlightenment.



Quotes



Kills

"Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me." — After killing a zombie with an SMG

"The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!" — After killing a group of zombies

"One less appendage..." — After gibbing a zombie
Weapons and Mystery Box

This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha! Planting Bouncing Betties

"Do not mock me, Teddy Bear." — After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box

"Ah, the little warrior." — After getting the monkey Bomb
Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai.After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Tickles..." — Rarely after getting damaged by the Wunderwaffe

"My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty" — Said when out of ammo
Power-ups

"Don't drop limb, drop power up..." — After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping


Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, Teleporter


Interactive

"You are a weak fool, Nikolai!" — Said when Nikolai gets downed

"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two." — Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb

"My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!" — After being revived
Other

"Die you diseased dog!" — At the start of a Hellhound round

"The spirits are toying with us." — At the start of a Hellhound round

"I require more money." — After trying to buy something without enough points


Nikolai Belinski



Nikolai Belinski wrote:
Stalin himself cannot stare me in the eye, no one can. For in my eyes you see the soul of a man burning with a hatred of all things living. My closet is full of skeletons, many of them with the flesh still attached. Before the war, I quickly made my way up through the party ranks by killing the next man in line, and by marrying politically. My aspirations all came crashing down after my fifth wife mysteriously died while cleaning my axe with her neck. Little did I know that she had been sleeping with a high ranking party official on the side. After her tragic demise, my reputation spread quickly through the party, and it wasn’t long before Stalin himself had heard about the psychopathic politician who killed anything that came within 5 feet of him. As soon as the war started, Ii was dropped at the front line and forgotten about, where I wallowed in self pity and Vodka for several years.

With many weapons in my arsenal, not least of which is my breath, I can look death in the eye and say “I know you”




Quotes


Kills


"Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you." — Randomly while killing a zombie

"FUCK YOU!" — Randomly while killing a zombie

"Only man and wife should be so close!" — After killing a zombie that has hit him

"Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you." — After dismembering a zombie's arm

"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around." — After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to do any necessary actions)

"Now we're BOTH legless!" — After blowing a zombie's legs off.

"Zombies! We gotta move!" — After being surrounded by zombies

"Die, Hell-pig!" — After knifing a zombie

"Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Ha Ha, you just got fucked by a monkey!!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"*Grunt*...Did I just do that?" — After getting a headshot


Weapons and Mystery Box



"Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know." — When getting a shotgun

"Even I can hit something with this!" — After getting the FG-42

"Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much." — After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41

"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know" — After getting an automatic weapon

"That's a big fucking knife!" — After getting the Bowie knife

"Someone is not sharing their ammo..." — After running low on/out of ammunition

"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!" — After running low on/out of ammunition

"Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!" — After running low on/out of ammunition

"I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!" — After running low on/out of ammunition

"Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!" — After getting a teddy bear
Power-ups

"In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..." — After getting a Max-Ammo power-up

"I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything." — After getting a Carpenter power-up

"In Russia, I was carpenter, you know." — After getting a Carpenter power-up

"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle." — After getting a Carpenter power-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)

"I will share these points with Satan!" — After getting a Double-Points power-up

"Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!" — After getting a Double-Points power-up


Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, and Teleporter



"Wow, it's a distillery!...Oh, wait, it's teleporter." — After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much fucking running." — After activating a Teleporter

"If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work." — After linking a Teleporter to the mainframe

"Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..." — After using a Teleporter[

"Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good." — After using a Teleporter

"Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!" — After using a Teleporter

"Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?" — After approaching an unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!" — After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Wow...when I get back, I should tell this to boss." — After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted." — After getting Juggernaut

"Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!" — After drinking Speed Cola
Interactive

"Use it well Tank. Use it well." — After Tank Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb

"Is that a new pet, American?" — When Tank Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb

"How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?" — After witnessing Tank Dempsey getting a good gun

"You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey." — After witnessing Tank Dempsey running through a group of zombies

"You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even the fucking Doc is killing them! Takeo!" — Said randomly

"Did someone make joke?" — After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear

"I share your hatred for our stumpy nemesis-is-is...nemes-eye...uh, enemies. [Sic]" — After hearing a remark about the Nazi Zombies

"Perhaps you are of use." — After getting revived
Other

"I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on." — At the beginning of the game

"The air reeks with the stench of dog shit." — At the start of a hellround

"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?" — After trying to buy something without enough points

"FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!" — Randomly










Dr. Richtofen



Dr. Richtofen wrote:
Beware The Doc. This message was scrawled across walls of every town under Axis control. Starvation may cripple you, dysentery may wreck you, and gunfire may rip the flesh from your bones, but Beware The Doc.

I am Dr. Richtofen, known affectionately as The Butcher to my victims as they scream in agony moments before I snuff out their light. Throughout my career, I have always been at the forefront of torture and information extraction research. Before the war I was a back alley plastic surgeon, who created an army of monstrous affluent Weimar socialites that would follow me around and laugh at every joke I made. This all fell apart when the republic fell and the Nazi party took control. To me, their values were too moral, too liberal for my liking. I joined the army so I could satisfy my need to watch people die, slowly.

An incurable sociopath, I see no moral distinction between natural death and murder. The victim is the victim, regardless of how their demise manifests itself.

I have a collection of stuffed animals, most of them posed in positions of terror at the instant of their death.





Quotes



Kills


"Do you know WHO I AM?!?!" — After killing a zombie

"Excuse me, do you have the time? AHAHAHAHAHA!" — After killing a zombie

"I long to bathe naked...in your blood!" — After killing a zombie

"Rest in peace, my little undead friend." — After killing a zombie

"Stumpy was rude to the doctor. Stumpy paid the price." — After killing a zombie

"The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!" — After killing a zombie

"Who's your daddy?" — After killing a zombie

"You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless." — After killing a zombie

"Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!" — After gibbing a zombie

"So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!" — After gibbing a zombie

"Ed wants your head!." — After getting a headshot.

"Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!" — After getting a headshot

"Yes Child, Take your medicine." — After getting a headshot

"You will not feed!" — Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot

"This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!" — After being surrounded by zombies

"Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers." — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!" — After getting multiple kills with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


Weapons and Mystery Box



"I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!" — After purchasing the Bowie Knife

"Oh, it feels so good in my hands..." — After getting the .357 Magnum

"So much lead, for te dead! Oh, I made a pun, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!" — After getting the MG42 or the Browning M1919

"Ich bin... FUCKING ANGRY!" — After getting Molotovs

"Maybe you move it because... you like me?" — After getting the Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box

"Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!" — After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!" — After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Play the cymbals of death, my little monkey friend." — After getting the Monkey Bomb.

"I am useless!" — After being low on/having no ammunition

"I need bullets to continue my work!" — After being low on/having no ammunition

"No ammo? NOOOOOO!" — After being low on/having no ammunition

"There is NOTHING left!" — After being low on/having no ammunition

"Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!" — After being low on/having no ammunition


Power-ups



Perk-a-Cola, Pack-a-Punch, Teleporters

"Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!" — After using the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!" — After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?" — After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"If I remember correctly, we need to link it to the mainframe where we first started. Ohh I mean this is so confusing!" — After activating a Teleporter

"If only Maxis were here to see this." — After activating a Teleporter
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"A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..." — After Nikolai Belinski complains about the teleporter making him nauseous

"Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?" — After Nikolai Belinski comments on the zombies.

"Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!" — After Nikolai Belinski gets a kill

"Dempsey, I am not your babysitter" — After Tank Dempsey gets downed

"Dempsey, when this is all over, I'm going to donate you to medical science." — After Tank Dempsey says something

"Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!" — After witnessing Tank Dempsey getting the Monkey Bomb


Other


"There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient." — At the beginning of the game.

"Fluffy? Is that you?" — At beginning of a Hellhound round.

"I require more money!" — After trying to buy something without enough money.



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