Oh I laughed for some time at this one.
There is a German, Scotsman and an Englishman who go to a hotel
First the German guy goes in and asks the person at the desk "do you have any rooms" the person at the till responds "yes only a haunted one" he says ok and he goes up to his room. He hears a voice saying "Im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" and the German jumps out the window and kills himself.
Second the English guy goes in and asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok goes up, hears "im gonna eat your head Im gonna eat your legs" so he jumps out the window and kills himself
Third the Scottish guy asks if there are any rooms the guy says "only a haunted one" he says ok, he goes into the room and hears "Im gonna eat your body" he searches around the room then he finally opens the cupboard/wardrobe and.............THERE IS A MAN SITTING THERE EATING JELLY BABIES
Thankyou very much :L