To Llama

(Enters glorius monologue)

Agreed, I often look at all the gimicky stuff that is released on the wii an wonder who the hell actual buys it. If I wanted to exercise or yoga I go do it. I'd rather spend my video game money on games, they're supposed to fulfill my fantasies. I want to raid tombs and shoot christian fundamentalist not jog or eternally guide some overweight Italian plumber.

For you see in the real world I may not don my cowboy hat and leather duster before riding off into the sunset as health and saftey would stop me. But my Playstation or Xbox can fulfill this void, but alas the wii cannot. Thus there should be no console war, only a massacare of those who embrace interactivity.

May the gamepad bathe the ashes the motion sensor.

P.S: I have too much free time.