this was taken of the telixion website : Credit to Rikosis
When Nikolai says that he is refurring to the actual Rasputin
Here is the link to the full article, granted its a comedy website the stuff is true
http://www.cracked.com/article_16822_p2.htmlGrigori Rasputin
An extremly extremly hard man to kill
Grigori Rasputin, the patron saint of dying hard, was a mystic that lived with Tsar Nicholas II in the early 20th century. The tsar and his wife Alexandra believed that Rasputin had the power to heal their hemophiliac son Alexei, so they kept Rasputin around the house as sort of a turn of the century Kato Kaelin. Rasputin's influence was so heavy that anyone seeking an audience with the royal family had to consult with Rasputin first.
He was "gutted" by a prostitute and survived (stabbed a lot i think they mean)
Russian nobles atempted to poison him to death (no one agrees/disagrees that the poison ever entered him and assumed it probably evaporated durring baking, they put the poison in a cake)
He was shot four times in the back
Russian nobles clubbed the everlasting crap out of him
Russian nobles then rapped his body in a sheet and dumped him in the freezing Neva River.
When they finally found his dead body, they had determined he had died....of hypothermia.
There was evidence that he managed to partially claw his way out of his wrappings.
So when Nikolai says "Why wont you die, what are you f***ing Rasputin!?!"
He is refering to the fact that Rasputin just would not die.
Because he is under your f***ing bed.
thought it was interesting to know who he was.